Do not try this at home: Attempted Self Circumcision Ends in an ER

 An electrical engineering student in Slovakia tried to solve his redundant foreskin problem by performing his own circumcision, but he ended in up going going to a hospital in the middle of the procedure.

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1002/ccr3.3282

Do not try this at home: Self circumcision devices purchased from the Internet

Just because someone sells you a new invention for a DIY circumcision it does not mean you should try it on yourself.

Do not try this at home: DIY Circumcisions with a Circumcision Stapler

 Recently several stories have surfaced on social media complete with videos of young men circumcising themselves with a circumcision stapler.

Do not try this at home: Attempted DIY Circumcision with a Kitchen Knife

One more story to show why it is a bad idea to try to cut your own dick -- with a knife from your kitchen, nevertheless. Seriously, don't do it!

 A 30-year old man in Morocco attempted to circumcise himself with a vegetable knife.

Horror Story: Infant dies after home circumcision

In Italy a 5 month old infant has died after his parents tried to circumcise him themselves.

Check this out: Poorly Executed Self Circumcision

Buying a supposedly foolproof circumcision device does not make you your own surgeon.

About Fool-Proof Chinese Contraptions

People ask questions from time to time where to get one of these Chinese circumcision devices.

Do not try this at home: DIY Circumcision with a Machete

Even more bizarre than these stories usually are, a 16 year old boy has attempted to circumcise himself with a machete:
http://www.chronicle.co.zw/16-year-old-injured-in-machete-self-circumcision/

This was in an area where voluntary medical circumcision is readily available, so it is not clear why he has decided that trying to hack his own foreskin off with a machete was the way to go.

Do not try this at home: Circumcision as Art

From all the self-circumcision stories probably the most disturbing is the one performed publicly as an art performance by a guy named Adrian Parsons.

Do not try this at home: The emerging trend of self-circumcision

A young African male attempts self circumcision with a razor blade, ends up in a hospital.

This is a medical article, about a patient who circumcised himself out of shame.

Do not try this at home: Man uses nail clippers in DIY circumcision

Well, the Russians do it with a kitchen knife, the Chinese with a pair of blunt scissors, but apparently in Britain nail clippers are the weapon of choice for attempted self circumcision.

Man uses nail clippers in DIY circumcision

Seriously, trying to trim off your own foreskin with nail clippers!

When will people learn that you need to use a samurai sword? Just kidding.

You should not attempt to chop off part of your dick at home. Go find the local mohel, or sünnetçi, or better yet talk to your doctor.

Do not try this at home: Self circumcision attempt goes horribly wrong for Zhejiang man

A man in China did not like how his foreskin looked like, so he has decided to cut it off with a pair of blunt scissors. Needless to say it did not go too well. And I am sure it ought to hurt a lot. But when the scissors did not work, he tried a razor blade.

The Third World: Russia

 Chopping Board DIY Circumcision in Russia:

Desperate man performs a circumcision on HIMSELF with a knife and chopping board after doctors refused to help him in Russia


You know that medical care is pretty bad if you can't even get a circumcision.