Do not try this at home: Self circumcision attempt goes horribly wrong for Zhejiang man

A man in China did not like how his foreskin looked like, so he has decided to cut it off with a pair of blunt scissors. Needless to say it did not go too well. And I am sure it ought to hurt a lot. But when the scissors did not work, he tried a razor blade.

China Medical News: Self circumcision attempt goes horribly wrong for Zhejiang man.

Well, it seems Chinese blunt scissors and razor blades only work marginally better than a Russian kitchen knife on a chopping board.