Men Expect a Tight Cut and a Bare Glans

My circumcision style is a result of a compromise. Considering how much trouble I had with it at one point, it almost feels like the story of the ugly duckling that turns out to be a swan at the end.

Do not try this at home: Attempted Self Circumcision Ends in an ER

 An electrical engineering student in Slovakia tried to solve his redundant foreskin problem by performing his own circumcision, but he ended in up going going to a hospital in the middle of the procedure.

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1002/ccr3.3282

Do not try this at home: Self circumcision devices purchased from the Internet

Just because someone sells you a new invention for a DIY circumcision it does not mean you should try it on yourself.

Check this out: Man accidentally circumcised

Un-f-ing-believable:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/man-circumcised-accident-hospital-leicester-nhs-doctor-surgery-a8839936.html

https://meaww.com/man-accidentally-circumcised-after-hospital-mixed-up-patient-notes-with-that-of-another

Danish Nanny State On Circumcision

A Danish group says petition seeking to set a minimum age of 18 for non-medical male circumcision in the country has gathered the required 50,000 signatures to send the proposal to Parliament for debate later this year.

http://nationalpost.com/pmn/news-pmn/some-danes-seek-to-limit-male-circumcision-to-18-and-over

So if you live in Denmark and you want to get a circumcision when you are 16 the government says that you cannot, even if you parents would agree.

And this is supposed to be somehow the protection of your rights? More like the government making your decisions for you.

The Third World: Bedford (UK)

Apparently a young man has been waiting for a circumcision for over two years and he still can't even get an appointment, or have sex, or pee without pain:

Horror Story: Cutting off the penis not just the foreskin

A Swiss doctor apparently has cut off the entire penis of a boy during circumcision:

Another anti-circumcision ruling in Denmark

It is not bad enough that they invent scientific evidence that circumcision causes autism (even though everyone knows autism is caused by the measles vaccine [I am kidding]), the Danes now want to compile a list of everyone who is circumcised in their country.

Do not try this at home: Man uses nail clippers in DIY circumcision

Well, the Russians do it with a kitchen knife, the Chinese with a pair of blunt scissors, but apparently in Britain nail clippers are the weapon of choice for attempted self circumcision.

Man uses nail clippers in DIY circumcision

Seriously, trying to trim off your own foreskin with nail clippers!

When will people learn that you need to use a samurai sword? Just kidding.

You should not attempt to chop off part of your dick at home. Go find the local mohel, or sünnetçi, or better yet talk to your doctor.